<p>i seek to confer with my fellow bretheren of the motherland, from northern tundra of Siberia to war-torn wasteland of Chechnya</p>
<p>can find, I, in college of Amerika? or have to stay in University of Great Father Stalin?</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia … ahhhh, yechk. I no think of good joke.</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, joke cracks you.</p>
<p>in Soviet Russia, Tv watches you.</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, the guns shoot YOU</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks YOU</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, Pokemon choose YOU</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, criminals catch YOU</p>
<p>In Soviet Russia, snow plows YOU</p>
<p>^ hahhaha innuendo.</p>
<p>In Soviet Russa, financial economy complains about YOU</p>
<p>In Soviet Russa, snow makes man out of YOU</p>