<p>Woodn’t it be interesting if wordz were spelled the eggzact way they sownded? Shirley, you consider this type ov spelling owtlandish and akword; however, if indeed wordz were spelled the way they trewly sownded, and won day somewon cayme to give an alternative spelling ov theez wordz, by modifying the letterz contayned in them so they don’t rezemble the tongue utterance and vowel stress, then that is the day that peeple wood say hoo wood spell the wordz in a way that duzn’t resemble it’s lingwistic undertone?</p>
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<p>Something to contemplayte, at best.</p>