The "Try to Make Me Laugh" Contest

<p>Post a joke/story/anecdote/silly word/etc.</p>

<p>Try to make me laugh. Whoever makes me laugh the most wins. I will choose one post out of every 5 joke posts and the winner gets a point. If the 5 posts fail to make me laugh, the first one to do so will get the point. I will keep track of your scores.</p>

<p>The points are final and based solely by me. Feel free to comment on someone's jokes though.</p>

<p>THE PRESIDENCY AND ADMINISTRATIVE INCOMPETENCE OF GEORGE "MONKEY-U" BU$H</p>

<p>thread ova</p>

<p>One day, our Spanish teacher tried to get us to stop sleeping in class.
My Spanish teacher is a funny looking woman. She is Caucasian and has a mousy face with glasses. She has very curly brown hair that is in the form of an 'Afro', for lack of a better description (no offense intended to anyone who dislikes the use of that term). She is around 60ish.</p>

<p>So, she asks us to get up and dance. She turns on her favorite Juanes CD and makes us do pelvic thrusts and makes us do the 'samba'.</p>

<p>Imagine 40+ Asian and Indian children (a few Caucasians here and there) awkwardly thrusting their hips and looking at each other, saying "kill me now".</p>

<p>I thought it was funny.
But if it isn't funny, then I fully respect your decision. and laughs.</p>

<p>this a pic of me</p>

<p>Image</a> of Me - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting</p>

<p>its safe for all ages</p>

<p>:)</p>

<p>jmarin- 1</p>

<p>It hasn't been 5 posts, but you get a point for "first blood." Someone else can still take the round, but I just LOL when I saw it.</p>

<p>Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>Courtesy of Wikipedia:</p>

<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."</p>

<p>... If the sheer hilarity of that side-splitting punch line doesn't leave you ROFL-ing, there is something fatally wrong with your (or my) sense of humor.</p>

<ol>
<li>Biologists have noticed that most human beings enjoy sex. How would they explain this in evolutionary terms? (p. 435)
A. If sex were not enjoyable, the human species would have died out.
B. Early humans who enjoyed sex most had the most babies.
C. Only body structures evolve, not behavior, so enjoyment cannot evolve.
D. This was due to a random mutation, so it did not affect evolution.
E. Biologists are baffled by the phenomenon of sex.
--from Campbell's Online Chapter 22 Quiz</li>
</ol>

<p>My Bio teacher tells our class that semen contains sugars.</p>

<p>Girl says, why doesnt it taste sweet then?</p>

<p>Girl Blushes.</p>

<p>My bio teacher says, because your taste buds are at the tip of your tongue, not in the back of your mouth.</p>

<p>jmarin- 2
azngamer54- 1</p>

<p>A little dirty, but I laughed. jmarin won the first bath of 5. azngamer is in the next batch.</p>

<p>well I know that people are starting to take things from funny quotes from class thread over at high school life. We need new things here.</p>

<p>haha, this is hilarious:</p>

<p>-IMAGE LINK: Sorry, Guests cannot view images.-</p>

<p>Okay this just happened today and it's the most hilarious thing ever. I will laugh about it for days:</p>

<p>So I walked into one of the "regular" classes at my very ghetto (but very beautiful) school. The science class is having a discussion about sex:</p>

<p>(Guy raises hand): "Ms! What happens if a girl is pregnant and she has sex? Where does the <em>cum</em> go?"
(Girl answers. She is DEAD serious): "Oh I heard that gives the baby dimples."</p>

<p>LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!" -- Wendy
"Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise." -- Cartman</p>

<p>we're engaged.
<a href="http://www.vgboxart.com/boxes/DS/3960.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.vgboxart.com/boxes/DS/3960.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>jmarin- 2
azngamer54- 2</p>

<p>Next batch of 5 is ready to start.</p>

<p>So you get a point for being the first to make me LOL, but somebody else can come out and take it. Also I'll give bonus points to exceptional posts.</p>

<p>Read this thread.</p>

<p><a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/470497-clam-fart-oh-my-god-what-did-i-do.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/what-my-chances/470497-clam-fart-oh-my-god-what-did-i-do.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>I still can't help but giggle every now and then about it.</p>

<p>YouTube</a> - Chris Crocker is Damaged!</p>

<p>
[quote]
this a pic of me

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LOL no it is NOT safe for all ages.</p>

<p>a list of my math teacher's vocab:</p>

<p>Tunnalaund (turn around)</p>

<p>Let's moo on.</p>

<p>You talk too mahch</p>

<p>Who say lat?</p>

<p><a href="http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF182-Food_Fight.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF182-Food_Fight.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>jmarin- 2
azngamer54- 2
FellowCCViewer- 1</p>

<p>Really it was your math teacher's "vocab" that made me laugh. Namely the first two.</p>