The "Try to Make Me Not Laugh" Contest

<p>Post a not funny joke/story/anecdote/not silly word/etc.</p>

<p>Try to make me not laugh. Whoever makes me not laugh the most wins. I will choose one post out of every 5 not funny joke posts and the winner gets a point. If the 5 posts fail to make me not laugh, the first one to do so will get the point. I will keep track of your scores.</p>

<p>The points are final and based solely by me. Feel free to comment on someone's not funny jokes though.</p>

<p>I guess I will get that 1st point, since it seems like it'll be hard to make you laugh. Also, I haven't heard from any colleges yet (I applied to 18).</p>

<p>Lame .</p>

<p>you must be really bored/ have no life.</p>

<p>I don't get it.</p>

<p>I have cancer.</p>

<p>Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. </p>

<p>In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school. </p>

<p>When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
And said You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. </p>

<p>I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it </p>

<p>First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like,
Hmm this might be alright! </p>

<p>But wait I hear the prissy, bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so. I'll see when I get there.
I hope they're prepared for the Prince of Bel-Air!</p>

<p>The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness and like lightening disappeared </p>

<p>Well, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo home to Bel Air." </p>

<p>I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.</p>

<p>Fail .</p>

I guess I will get that 1st point, since it seems like it'll be hard to make you laugh. Also, I haven't heard from any colleges yet (I applied to 18).



Lame .



you must be really bored/ have no life.



I don't get it.



<p>You all fail...</p>

Also, I haven't heard from any colleges yet (I applied to 18).


I have cancer.


<p>Dang, sorry to hear that. :( I wish the best for you both.</p>

<p>Laughter lifts spirits. Lol. Let's laugh together and all the sadness will hopefully go away.</p>

<p>Whoops, I laughed again.</p>

<p>I don't really have cancer. Do I win?</p>

<p>If I was judging I'd say no... I hate when people joke about cancer. Real people get it. It screws up their lives and people take it lightly. </p>

<p>Want to take your junior year of IB over? Neither does my best friend... but she is happy she is alive to do it.</p>

<p>my foot itches.</p>

<p>yeah some girl just died of cancer a few days ago.</p>

<p>One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.</p>

<p>I wish Dane Cook were a CC'er.</p>

You all fail...


<p>so i get that first point, fools.</p>


<p>rape .</p>

<p>Where is my point? (This counts as a "a not funny joke/story/anecdote/not silly word/etc.")</p>