<p>India</p>
<p>decision by Ivy league schools to let Iran president speak or pompous Ivy league schools</p>
<p>pompous Ivy league schools</p>
<p>Sir Gawain and the Green Knight or The Canterbury Tales?</p>
<p>The Canterbury Tales</p>
<p>house or loft?</p>
<p>loft</p>
<p>Truth or dare?</p>
<p>truth</p>
<p>first place or second place?</p>
<p>first.</p>
<p>play a good game and lose or win a great game?</p>
<p>win a great game!! Duh!
was that even an option???!!</p>
<p>House of Wax or House of Dereon?</p>
<p>Wax.</p>
<p>Physical chemistry or Analytical physics?</p>
<p>Physical chemistry.</p>
<p>Stoichiometry or a motorcycle?</p>
<p>Stoichiometry!</p>
<p>Onomatopoeia or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?</p>
<p>Onomatopoeia.</p>
<p>Loofahs or a kazoo?</p>
<p>Kazoo. When you use a loofah a lot, your dead skin goes to the middle and doesn’t some out, so when you wash yourself with it, you are washing yourself with your dead skin.</p>
<p>Dead skin or peanut butter?</p>
<p>Dead skin, though not to eat.</p>
<p>snoopyiscool or rockermcr?</p>
<p>Both.</p>
<p>Bjork or self-mutilation?</p>
<p>Self-mutilation</p>
<p>Ogives or histograms?</p>
<p>Histograms.</p>
<p>Feist or Lily Allen?</p>
<p>Lily Allen.</p>
<p>Feist or being pushed off a cliff?</p>
<p>Feist.</p>
<p>Awesome or yaks?</p>
<p>awesome</p>
<p>snoopyiscool or snoopyisanerd.</p>
<p>snoopyiscool.</p>
<p>The Union Jack or STDs?</p>