<p>STDs :)</p>
<p>Having a relative named Botamena or a relative named Yomna.</p>
<p>STDs :)</p>
<p>Having a relative named Botamena or a relative named Yomna.</p>
<p>Yomna</p>
<p>Trenchcoat and fedora or labcoat and safety glasses?</p>
<p>labcoat
I’m such a nerd!</p>
<p>Ice cream with no cream, or pop corn with no pop.</p>
<p>Pop corn.</p>
<p>1% or three bicycles on a hillside?</p>
<p>1%.</p>
<p>Yo mama or an umlaut?</p>
<p>An umlaut. Do you even need to ask?</p>
<p>A hippo or an origami swan?</p>
<p>A hippo.</p>
<p>Dangling participles or baguettes?</p>
<p>I’m gonna say dangling participles, although I’m going against my better judgement.</p>
<p>being grammatically incorrect or politically incorrect.</p>
<p>Politically incorrect.</p>
<p>Listerine or eyeballs?</p>
<p>Listerine.</p>
<p>Robot or alien?</p>
<p>Robot.</p>
<p>Pirates or The Shins?</p>
<p>The Shins.</p>
<p>Aeroplanes or Hiro?</p>
<p>airplanes</p>
<p>clinton or obama?</p>
<p>Bill clinton, not Hillary.</p>
<p>Oprah or Rachel Ray?</p>
<p>Oprah.</p>
<p>Aeroplanes or Hiro?</p>
<p>Aeroplanes.</p>
<p>Facebook or HD-TV?</p>
<p>facebook.</p>
<p>shoes or socks?</p>
<p>Shoes.</p>
<p>Vans or 1st grade geography?</p>
<p>Vans.</p>
<p>Rocket Dogs or your mom?</p>
<p>Rocket Dogs, even though they’re only for girls.</p>
<p>Cereal or serial killers?</p>