<p>I hear only ugly, cow-like girls and hideous, partially impotent boys go there.</p>
<p>BIG LOSERS.</p>
<p>I think everyone who is even considering applying there or who has thought about the school in anyway sucks by association.</p>
<p>Whoa, where’s this coming from? Everyone knows that the only top 20 school that really blows is Hah-vahd.</p>
<p>Top 20? Perhaps Top 20 on the list of SUCKTASTIC PLACES, but beyond that it really gets more credit than it deserves</p>
<p>yes, that’s exactly what I meant. The top 20 list of sucktastic places.</p>
<p>Well then you’re very well-informed…and might i add pleasantly unsarcastic.</p>
<p>lol. /***********/</p>
<p>“hideous, partially impotent boys”</p>
<p>ahhh you got me</p>
<p>Hey, don’t sell yourself short…you’re not a boy, you’re a man.</p>
<p>I would respond to this comment, but my udders are filling up with milk and I have to go squirt myself clean. You found me out, Esquared. No matter. I know where you live.</p>
<p>“Squirt yourself clean”? Well that sounds sexy.</p>
<p>is this how they mate at uc?</p>
<p>“is this how they mate at uc?”</p>
<p>no, we’re sober</p>
<p>This thread is hilarious. :)</p>
<p>Based on your description, Esquared, I think I would fit in very well.</p>
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<p>Ouch. Take it easy on yourself.</p>
<p>(Esquared is a current student).</p>
<p>(Esquared has made over two thousand posts on an internet message board).</p>
<p>Hmm. I have a fetish for hideous, partially impotent boys.</p>
<p>How does one develop these cow-like qualities? I need some before the app. deadline =/</p>
<p>And also I imagine if the guys and girls are equally hideous they probably wouldn’t notice anyways…</p>
<p>Esquared is…back!</p>
<p>If cookiemonkey ever comes back to the board, we should revive that one thread… ;-)</p>
<p>Now you have a better understanding of how lame I am jack.</p>
<p>To be fair though, most of my posts only exist because I don’t have any friends.</p>