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Start a fight club at your school… nevermind, that would break rule #1 and especially rule #2</p>
<p>have famous relatives, relatives that donated big time</p>
<p>Being sasha and malia’s baby sitter
working with nasa
Single handedly haulting iran’s nuclear program
Figuring out how to do cold fusion</p>
<p>Be an aborigine adopted by a low income military family. Being a Maori or an Eskimo would work too.
If you’re a suburban white kid, bribe the dean.</p>
<p>star in a few movies (the ones from Hollywood that are shown on the big screens - figured I’d better clarify the way this thread tends to run)</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Get Obama to fly to the college of your choice and tell the dean that either the college accept you or face military action </p></li>
<li><p>Be a member of some secret society</p></li>
<li><p>Start a new religion with 100 million + followers</p></li>
<li><p>Save the American auto industry</p></li>
<li><p>Resurrect Michael Jackson from the dead</p></li>
<li><p>Start a publicly traded company from scratch</p></li>
<li><p>Recommendation letters from every single head of state in the world</p></li>
</ol>
<p>Donating $2.5 million to the school, ala Jared Kushner.</p>
<p>scoring a research internship with an important professor afflicted with the school + publish paper with the prof. (but only do it for research exp and interest in the project)</p>
<p>Discover the origins of Stonehenge</p>
<p>Ask a zillion questions, long winded questions hoping that they’ll either a)think your extremely motivated and proactive b)annoy them, so that they’ll accept you just so they don’t have to deal with your rage when you get rejected.</p>
<p>That’s what I’m hoping, anyways. Preferably the first, but y’know whatever gets you into your top choice ;)</p>
<p>Play the part of Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies?</p>