Things That PROMISE Admssion into top colleges.

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<p>Hi,</p>

<p>I am curious as to which things grants 100% chance into any college (Starting with Harvard).</p>

<p>These are just a few i came up with:</p>

<li>being the Dean’s son.</li>
<li>publishing Number 1 seller book ranked by New Yorker</li>
<li>Nobel Peace prize</li>
<li>something with CIA</li>
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<p>Im sure im missing other reachable/ tangible stuff. </p>

<p>Please do not post " The truth is you need good GPA, SAT’s… blah blah blah".
I KNOW- I have those things.</p>

<p>Im looking for what grants autoadmission.</p>

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<p>Being a member of the Royal Family (A Kennedy)</p>

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<p>Being the President’s kid.
(Dis)proving/discovering something epic.
Repeatedly humping the dean.</p>

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<p>Racking up 20k posts on Cc.</p>

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<p>showing up at your adcom’s address and telling them how you love them long time.</p>

<p>don’t take that in a racist way.</p>

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<p>Curing cancer/ AIDS
Having your parents donate a building</p>

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<p>a gun ?</p>

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<p>lmao i like ^^^.</p>

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<p>Having the basketball skills of Lebron James.</p>

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<p>Donating a gazillion dollars to the school. $1 million will get extra consideration. $100 million is a pretty sure bet.</p>

<p>Being elected to the US House of Representatives at the age of 18. Elected Governor of a State, or Mayor of a big City might work too.</p>

<p>Saving the life of the President of the College.</p>

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<p>Write a new SAT.</p>

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<p>2500 SAT and 12.0 (UW) GPA</p>

<p>also</p>

<p>Being Chuck Norris</p>

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<p>gold medals at international olympiads?</p>

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<p>“Favors” for the Dean.</p>

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<p>being an extremely hot hot girl and paying a visit to the deans office</p>

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<p>I like how half of these are sexual. xD</p>

<p>What if you’re a straight guy, though, and the Dean is also a straight guy?</p>

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<p>Win the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
But then again, that would make you automatically Indian and more likely than not an immigrant, so that would help you too.</p>

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<p>spoonfeed orphans in nigeria for a year, while being from a disadvantaged background (preferably homeless), maintaining a 7.4 GPA, and being the world diving champion. </p>

<p>:)</p>

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<p>High GPA, high test scores, good enough at sports to get recruited.</p>

<p>Sorry for the boring answer.</p>

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<p>Being the son/daughter of the dean.</p>