<p>With the economy being bad, entrepreneurs will be trying everything to make a buck. As a public service, here’s a partial list of things that WON’T make money:</p>
<p>Solar-powered tanning beds.
“No Means No” pamphlets for maximum-security prisoners.
Kosher Soul Food restaurants.
Specially padded boxcars for the bulk transport of bubble-wrap.
Magnum condoms with the wrappers printed in Japanese.
Fire-retardant American flags for sale in the Middle East.
“You know you’re a redneck…” books written in braille (or any other language).</p>