<ol>
<li>Hypocritical liberals who ignore facts, logic, and reasoning and use their profound ability to be obnoxious to make entire demographics look stupid</li>
<li>Hippies</li>
<li>Gaza protesters</li>
<li>Condescending Prius drivers (they are less annoying when their accelerators get hammed)</li>
<li>Idiot Duke fans</li>
<li>Idiot NC State fans (although not as bad as idiot Duke fans)</li>
<li>Keith Olbermann</li>
</ol>
<p>That’s all for now.</p>