<p>This will turn out to be one of the biggest stories of the year. The story will evolve into a giant coverup as many will try to protect the squeaky clean image of Tiger Woods. As one report puts it that Tiger is like AIG, “To big to fail”. The National Enquirer reported last week that Tiger was having an affair with a New York “hostess” and the she had been with Tiger in Australia. The scenario that I have developed is that after a very difficult Thanksgiving with Tiger’s wife questioning him on the possible affair. He finally relents and tells her that he did have an affair. She tells him to get out of the house and chases after him with a golf club. She takes a swing at him and hits him in the face. He gets in his Cadillac Escalade and drives out the driveway with Elin running after him and she swings the club and breaks the two back window. Tiger is scared and confused and runs over the fire hydrant and hits the tree. Now the coverup begins. The local police comes and the EMT takes Tiger to the hospital. Elin calls Tiger’s people and they start the spin. If he did have an affair, how much does the woman get to keep quiet. The woman, Rachel Uchitel, is known for having affairs with married celebrities. I am sure TMZ will keep us up to date on this. </p>
<p>Not only does she break the back window, but she pulls him from the car and puts him down in from of the car! Now I realize Tiger is not a big man, but his wife is a smaller woman. Can you see her pulling him from the back of the car to the front? The story didn’t make sense from the first moment. I guess he should sue Cadillac for a faulty airbag; that would be a way to shift the blame!! No alcohol, but he was in and out of consciousness, and then release for “minor” injuries. </p>
<p>And why exactly is the Florida Highway Patrol involved when he was on his street? My husband said because a fire hydrant was involved, but I don’t know if he read that or it was an assumption.</p>
<p>This story just gives us all something to talk about; now we can forget about the pilots and go onto Tiger!!</p>
<p>“She supposedly got him out and laid him on the ground,” he said. “He was in and out of consciousness when my guys got there.”</p>
<p>Saylor said Woods had lacerations to his upper and lower lips, and blood in his mouth; officers treated Woods for about 10 minutes until an ambulance arrived. Woods was conscious enough to speak, he said.</p>
<p>I assumed if she really broke the window to get him out, that she opened the door through the broken window. Of course we all know she didn’t break the window to get him out, so it doesn’t really make any difference.</p>
<p>Which club do you think she used? Hope it wasn’t one of his game clubs!!!</p>
<p>I imagined a very similar scenario. While waiting in line at the grocery store yesterday (long wait by the way) and I caught a glimpse of the front cover of the Enquirer and noticed the Tiger story. When I got home from the grocery store, son told me about the “breaking news” regarding Tiger’s accident. My first question was, “Is he OK?” My second question was, “Was another woman other than his wife in the car at the time?” </p>
<p>If he had a low speed impact in an huge Escalade, why would his wife have to use a golf club to break a window and pull him out of the vehicle. Escalades are like tanks and I really couldn’t understand how a car that size could be damaged to that extent in an accident under 30 miles/hr (airbags didn’t even deploy).</p>
<p>i figure the first scenario proposed is probably pretty darn accurate! doors don’t usually powerlock while in reverse…going to be interesting to watch the story reveal itself.</p>
<p>I’m glad the kids are young - one was just born this year, right? </p>
<p>Next year we’ll be reading about Kate Hudson going after Arod with baseball bat. Those football wives are at a disadvantage. I guess that’s why their jealous girlfriends use guns.</p>
<p>One of the most interesting aspects of this story is that Tiger Woods lives in a house valued at a mere 2.4 million dollars. Why would a guy worth many many millions live in a dump valued at 2.4 mil. Maybe his wife beat him because she wanted some new digs.</p>