<p>Scamper was very upset. He decided to leave the South Pole and find birds who did, in fact, like pickled feet.</p>
<p>And thus, his quest for the birds who liked pickled feet began.</p>
<p>First he found a toucan. But, alas, the toucan was male.</p>
<p>But then he saw a cardinal… with pickled feet.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, the cardinal was racist [speciesist?] and didn’t like penguins.</p>
<p>The cardinal was wearing the pope’s hat. The blue penguin asked him, your holiness, wherefore isth the pope? The cardinal responded, why in the</p>
<p>world would I like penguins with pickled feet? Be off!</p>
<p>The penguin says, “harkenst my words and recant! I am an URM! havest thou no decency? acceptst me into thy arms, brotha”</p>
<p>And at that exact moment a chunk of kryptonite fell from the sky.</p>
<p>it was excreted by lablondie</p>
<p>DELETED! Ignore post!</p>
<p>and Justinian I ran a mile to go see what had happened</p>