To all CC women...

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<p>Dear Friends</p>

<p>This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired </p>

<p>and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not </p>

<p>cost anything.</p>

<p>Just send a copy of this letter to five of your female friends who </p>

<p>are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up the man in your </p>

<p>life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the </p>

<p>following list, and then add your name to the bottom of the list.</p>

<p>When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is </p>

<p>bound to be better than the one you already have. At the writing of </p>

<p>this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, all of </p>

<p>whom were better than the sad example she started out with.</p>

<p>An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose </p>

<p>between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer.</p>

<p>You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke </p>

<p>the chain and got her own husband back!</p>

<p>So let’s keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the list below:</p>

<p>Laura Bush</p>

<p>1600 Pennsylvania Avenue</p>

<p>Washington, DC</p>

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<p><strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> ANDI!!!</p>

<p>Hmmmm, lemme do the calculations…if I send this to <em>FIFTEEN</em> of my friends, what will my return be??? :confused: I’m picky, so I may need a little larger pool of guys from which to select! ;)</p>

<p>THANKS FOR THIS!!! xoxoxoxox ~berurah</p>

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<p>Can I just skip the forwarding process and sign up to get Bururah’s husband?</p>

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<p>disclaimer: I am a man</p>

<p>Started reading and I’m thinking this if for real and I’m thinking, “sheesh… why did she post this here”</p>

<p>Then I see it is a very funny funny joke, and I am already laughing out loud…when…</p>

<p>I get to the end!! OMG, I was already out of breath, but that totally slayed me!!</p>

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<p>Just make sure you don’t get the first guy on the list!</p>

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<p>NJRes maybe you could get your wife to put you on the list!!</p>

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AWWWWWWWWWW, LTS, I’m gonna show him this! :slight_smile: He’ll be your fan FOREVER! (And he’s SUPER loyal!) ;)</p>

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<p>ROFL. I’m still not liking the odds that George might show up on my doorstep. (I’m MAD at him. Free the Texas Three!)</p>

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<p>hahahaha!!!
Move over, Laura, I’ll take George on! Oh, the things I could get done!</p>

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<p>Haha, someone sent me that email. However the address at the bottom was:
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Senate
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510</p>

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<p>Latetoschool you better read the fine print first- he might come with an assortment of kids and pets!</p>

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<strong><em>ROFLMAO</em></strong> ANDI!!!</p>

<p>Hey late, I’ll cut you a deal! Take him, and <em>I’ll</em> keep the rest of the zoo! :eek: :D</p>

<p>JUST KIDDING, hubster, in case you happen to see this! :eek:</p>

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<p>That is hysterical!!! Thanks Andi for the laugh. In 3rd grade, my D was doing ‘Sarah Plain and Tall’, and she said “Mommy, were you a mail-order bride?” and i said “No, honey, ofcourse not”, and she said “You mean you CHOSE Dad?” Lol. (She adores DH, but she was dead serious)</p>

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<p>You’re welcome chocoholic, I thought the forum could use a little humor- what with all the talk of Anna Nicole, war etc.</p>

<p>LOVED your story!! I’m sure your h must have appreciated that!!!</p>

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<p>Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Motherdear’s comment makes it even better!</p>

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<p>Choc:</p>

<p>At least she did not say:“You mean, Dad chose you???” (eyebrows in the air)</p>

<p>Oh, and I don’t think I’m going to sign up if the choice comes down to GCB or WJC. Their wives can keep them, and I’ll keep my H.</p>

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<p>Great job andi, and funny stuff to everybody else. I , too, was drawn in thinking “what is andi doing?”</p>