To All Sat Perfect Scorers

<p>What did you do to obtain that score</p>

<p>They conjured a magical potion that allowed them to envision all of the answers.</p>

<p>seriously, you’ve made like 50 threads about this.</p>

<p>Good point, I saw a thread like this from him before.</p>

<p>Dude who cares about a perfect score. Actually it doesn’t matter much compared to a 2200 anyways. SATs aren’t that imporant. </p>

<p>My only advice is to practice practice practice practice.</p>

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<p>Come on, now. Don’t be silly. We all know that magical potions don’t exist. What really happened is that they called their friend Larry Potter, and asked him to scar their chins in the shape of the number ‘2400’. If they considered a wrong answer, the scar would begin to burn, and the pain would be immediately relieved when they chose the right answer.</p>

<p>They probably didn’t sit on their asses all day posting 50 or so perfect SAT threads on CC.</p>

<p>I got a near perfect score, 2370. How I did it, I took the test on Chuck Norris’ birthday. Would you expect any less?</p>

<p>Why are you so obsessed with obtaining a perfect score?</p>

<p>You really need this thread, "[How</a> do top scorers on tests fail to gain admission to top schools?](<a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=377882]How"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=377882)" If you find it hard to read the whole thread (but how could you perfect the SAT if you can’t read one long CC thread?), then try the summary of recommendations for students I posted in that thread. </p>

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showpost.php?p=4535924&postcount=151[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showpost.php?p=4535924&postcount=151&lt;/a&gt; </p>

<p>A perfect score is not enough to get you where you want to be.</p>

<p>just practice a lot, and hope that it’s your lucky day</p>

<p>I’d say get high… I didn’t get high enough and was ten baker dozen points shy from a perfect score… :p</p>

<p>Of course it is silly to strive for a perfect score thinking that it would get you into an elite school. OTOH I can understanding why people want a perfect score for its own sake. Does bowling a 300 game make you a better player than one whose best game is 299? No. However everyone would like to have a 300 game.</p>

<p>they cheated
duh</p>

<p>They drank a bottle of tomato ketchup the night before the test and played charades through the night. Then in the morning they went skydiving at 6 AM and then hopped into the test centre all charged up.</p>

<p>D’uh! What else did you expect?</p>

<p>I hate 2400’s right now >_<</p>

<p>the SAT is the only part of my app still lacking for a chance at the Ivy League, and thats the only thing im caring about hard this year…everything else, SAT IIs APs EC’s GPA and all that crap is all stellar, except my STUPID SAT I’s!!! </p>

<p>lol :(</p>

<p>Dear SAT-obsessed student, I for one can tell you with certainty that a perfect score on the SAT is assigned completely randomly by little monkeys that live in the scantron machines. I had the misfortune, while on a tour of the College Board’s headquarters in New Jersey (you can count another SAT nut amongst your number), to witness the mass imprisonment and abuse of these innocent creatures… imagine being locked up in that little, white box all day having to speed-read all those scantrons; and all that without dental. It’s a terrible thing. I for one, have started the Society for the Welfare and Civil Rights of the Scantron-machine Monkeys, ( which shall surely be listed among my most notable accomplishments on my application), in order to bring public knowledge and awareness about this oft-unknown fact. The next time you’re going by the front office, take a peek inside your school’s scantron machine… it will be filled with wires and other machinery. The College Board snatched every last monkey for it’s evil purposes. It was one of the major factors in my decison to choose the ACT (which, reliably, gave me a perfect score). But take heed, my friend, the American College Testing (ACT) does not follow this heinous practice. ACT just outsources the job to chinese sweatshops…</p>

<p>you bet im obsessed</p>

<p>and rightly so</p>

<p>hahaha i loved mable’s</p>

<p>marijuana and banging off before the test. :D</p>