<p>^If you live in Minnesota and your name is not on one of these lists and you’re a URM, chances are they consider you ghetto:
[Minnesota</a> Vikings | Player Roster](<a href=“http://www.vikings.com/team/roster.html]Minnesota”>http://www.vikings.com/team/roster.html)
[Minnesota</a> Timberwolves Roster - NBA Basketball - ESPN](<a href=“http://espn.go.com/nba/teams/roster?team=min]Minnesota”>http://espn.go.com/nba/teams/roster?team=min)
[Active</a> Roster | twinsbaseball.com: Team](<a href=“http://twins.mlb.com/team/roster_active.jsp?c_id=min]Active”>http://twins.mlb.com/team/roster_active.jsp?c_id=min)</p>