<p>DPPs… (Dear Political Parents) today’s Bush Blast: </p>
<p>"How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<p>"Ten.</p>
<p>"1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;</p>
<p>"2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;</p>
<p>"3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;</p>
<p>"4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;</p>
<p>"5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;</p>
<p>"6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner ‘Bulb Accomplished’;</p>
<p>"7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally ‘in the dark’ the whole time;</p>
<p>"8. One to viciously smear No. 7;</p>
<p>"9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;</p>
<p>“10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.”</p>