<p>PART ONE: Quick Summary of U.S. History: Spanish dominates early colonial pursuits…balboa discovers pacific ocean…etc…English kicks spain out…jamestown founded…got maryland…plymouth for separatists; connecticut ; massachussetts bay for puritans…colonies are formed / NOW –> the damn brits start fighting with the French [this is after a bunch of insignificant war’s like war of jenkin’s ear, etc] and we join the brits to cut off indian + French heads…damn brits = unappreciative…so heck…lets do the Navigation Acts and practice mercatilism…that’ll benefit us brits and screw over the colonies…navigation acts: colonies can only trade with brits…etc… we get mad…we boycott…brits pass currency act[ saying we can’t print out own currency <strong><em>!]; stamp act; quartering act etc…they refuse to take them away…we get really *</em></strong>ed and say f u and beat them in war for independence…go washington!!!</p>
<p><em>bump</em> –> you know you all need to see this–> <em>bumb</em></p>
<p>seems like everyone is beating the kings 
(go Sonics)</p>
<p>Forget U Lol</p>
<p><em>gets popcorn and waits for part two</em></p>
<p>when is part TWO coming out? (maybe the alamo will come down in san antonio :))</p>
<p>type I love the sacramento kings if u want part 2</p>
<p>haha liberty it’s up to u</p>
<p>it’s coming…</p>
<p>oh goody…</p>
<p>I LOVE THE SACRAMENTO KINGS. yayuh fasho.</p>
<p>The SAGA continues [Part 2]: Founding the new nation, for shizzle~!</p>
<p>Well … you asked for it: </p>
<p>America has independence…a bunch of good for nothing farmer’s [were they all ccalled Shay’s or just one?] rebelled…cut down courts so judges would not seize property because hey, there’s no way those little farmers could pay their debts; obviously something stronger than articles of confed was needed [which by the way said u stupid federal part: there’s no way we are allowing the federal part of the government to raise an army; regulate commerce; or levy taxes…STATE PRIDE!!!]–> So much for that…constitutional convetion…founding fathers madison, hamilton [conservative pride!..go bush [sorry for political commentary but it’s my story]], and others made consitution…ratification struggle / COMPROMISE: in senate , equal representation for all your states; in house –> it’s by population, for shizzzle my nizzle ; </p>
<p>Washington = 1st president
Hamilton = sec. of treasury
Washington kills all those good for nothing whiskey rebels because–hey–that’s what a strong federal government is for right?
Adams = president , next ; XYZ affair ; alien and sedition acts to screw over immigrants … and oppress opposition because – hey – that’s what a strong federal government is for right?</p>
<p>jefferson’s liberalizes gov’t…more state power…oversteps boundary in louisiana purchas…we fight brits again in war of 1812 [under madison ] ;</p>
<p>monroe doctrine: you little weirdos you, stay out of our hemisphere, yo…not to be continued im tired</p>
<p>nice good luck tomorrow and better luck next year.</p>
<p>I’m taking it tomorrow…good luck to you to</p>
<p>Brief summary of everything: after monroe doctrine…:</p>
<p>Jacksonian democracy–>sectional conflicts–>civil war–>reconstruction…compromise of 1877 ending reconstruction [go hayes!]–>progressives…many changesi n society–>world war one go wilson! –>'20s…[god forbid society uses protection]–> depression + New Deal–>World War 2 !!!–> Vietnam war…communist containment–> regean…go conservatism!</p>