Ultimate secrets to how to be like me!!!

<li>Do the practice tests in the Blue Book.</li>
<li>Do the practice tests in the Blue Book.</li>
<li>Do the practice tests in the Blue Book.</li>
<li>Memorize GRE level vocabulary.</li>
<li>Read the complete William Faulkner.</li>
<li>Read James Joyce (start with A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. Move on to Ulysses if you dare).</li>
<li>Take AP European History and AP U.S. History.</li>
<li>Read the textbooks;</li>
<li>Learn to skim;</li>
<li>Write DBQs and FRQs within the time limit.</li>
<li>Go wash dishes and use the money to subscribe to the Economist for a year. Force yourself to read at least half the pages every week.</li>
<li>Pay attention in pre-calculus.</li>
<li>Learn to use a TI-84+.</li>
<li>Unsubscribe cable.</li>
<li>Retake up to 3 times.</li>
<li>Have you done the practice tests in the Blue Book yet?</li>
<li>You have? Go subscribe to the College Board online course. More practice tests!!! Yay!!!</li>
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<p>I love you. Will you have my children?</p>

<p>lol the tips are basically do the blue book and study hard in school.</p>

<p>I LOVE DBQs</p>

<p>What is the point of this thread? Seems like a waste of bandwidth…</p>

<p>All of that is very good advice, but it’s now my senior year in highschool, so its waay too late for alot of that stuff! But good luck to the rest of you freshmen and sophomores!</p>

<p>Harper’s so completely mathmasters The Economist.</p>

<p>EDIT: If but I could unsubscribe from cable. I’m afraid that I cannot live without my weekly dose of Denny Crane. Mmm…Denny Crane!</p>

<p>Your username fits the thread title pretty well. But thank you for the book recommendations.</p>

<p>P.S. What do DBQs and FRQs stand for?</p>

<p>document based question
free response question</p>

<p>you can learn vocab from other places too. i read “Skinny Dip” by Carl Hiaasen and it’s a junk boook but a fun read. I still learned vocab from it. Also, what’s the purpose for subscribing to the Economist, The New Yorker sufficiently sates my intellectual appetite. I love the New Yorker!</p>

<p>“Harper’s so completely mathmasters The Economist.”</p>

<p>What?</p>

<p>I’ve taken to incorporating artificial words from Finnegans Wake into my everyday vernacular. Just wait until I addle liddle phifie Annie ugg you. :slight_smile: All and all, Harper’s is much better written than The Economist (then maybe Daedalus, Atlantic Monthly, and The New Yorker). Most of the articles are very sensitive to the issues, and they’re–in my opinion–far more entertaining.</p>

<p>I completely agree with everything the OP said. That is probably the best list of SAT prep tips I have seen yet. However, I didn’t pay enough attention in precalculus and ended up with a 2390 (790 M). Perfectionists beware.</p>

<p>haha, OP’s id makes me laugh</p>

<p>He may be a ■■■■■, but his tips are really good.</p>

<p>well, i hope more ■■■■■■ give really good tips. some ■■■■■■ are just stupid…</p>

<p>I’ve taken to incorporating artificial words from Finnegans Wake into my everyday vernacular. Just wait until I addle liddle phifie Annie ugg you. </p>

<p>-Did you assume that all this vocabulary grandiloquence would astonish th members of CC. All of this is nothing but middle class blasphemy.</p>

<p>JK man…i was just really bored…</p>

<p>Nope. It’s just a consequence of having memorized the complete works of James Joyce. And I’d be more inclined to call it splendiferousness, thank-you very much.</p>