<p>My sister passed along a car freshener. Made by Batesville, the casket people. In the shape of a casket.</p>
<p>Got to wonder what idea lost to that one in the marketing meeting. </p>
<p>So what’s the weirdest giveaway you’ve gotten?</p>
<p>Perfect for Halloween. LOL</p>
<p>I’m literally sitting her laughing outloud. OMG. If someone told me this, I wouldn’t believe them. </p>
<p>Maybe it’s a product just for folks who drive hearses.</p>
<p>Very useful if your car happens to smell like… you know… a dead body. </p>
<p>ok, I got a few promotional items from a company that provides catheters and similar products to people with spinal cord injuries (and therefore no bladder control). I really can’t do much with a small towel that has printed in big bold letters: “URINE GOOD HANDS”… </p>
<p>I got a football in the mail. No one I know plays football.</p>
<p>@NJres, that’s great!!!</p>
<p>Is it weird that I want both that air freshener AND that towel? Hahahahaha 
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<p>Wife got a cloth bag at a medical conference with, in big letters, Vagifem Estradiol Vaginal Tablets written on it. I accidentally brought it to a Tae Kwon Do class one time. It’s a great bag so she uses it all the time, but I’m a little too self-conscious about such things.</p>
<p>How about a promotional baseball hat that says Cialis on it? 
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<p>Magnetron, your story reminded me of a story from high school! My dad is a college professor who does research on polymer concrete (putting plastics in concrete to make it stronger and more durable). He gave me a T-shirt that read, “POLYMER IMPREGNATED CONCRETE” (that IS the technical term that is used). He got it from a plastics company. For my chemistry class, I did a report on the subject and wore that shirt to school all day! I still can’t believe I did that - I was very shy.</p>
<p>Back in the day when I was a cog handling employee benefits in a corporation, I got in the mail one flip flop from some insurance company. Yes, one flip flop. The deal was that you had to call them for a presentation to get the other one. Uh – no thanks. </p>
<p>Magnetron - what I’ve done with cloth bags (esp tote bags) is to basically put a fabric patch over the text. By doing this, I generally end up with a pretty snazzy looking tote. </p>
<p>I"m not a big fan of being a walking advertisement. </p>