<p>Some Comic Relief
There is a lot of talk about the United Nations creating a combined strike force with troops from several nations included in it. Could it work? Here’s an example:</p>
<p>A combined force beach landing on a tropical island. When the troops hit the beach.</p>
<p>The Royal Marines go fishing.</p>
<p>The US Marines wait for CNN to arrive.</p>
<p>The French don’t care whose beach it is; it’s French territory now (unless they have to fight to defend it)!</p>
<p>The Canadians watch the Americans very closely, then offer to guard their landing strip.</p>
<p>The Dutch have a beach party and smoke some dope saying the English don’t understand them (now Michelle, I know you can relate to this one).</p>
<p>The Italians go sunbathing.</p>
<p>The Germans land and build a car factory.</p>
<p>The West Indians go looking for the Dutch.</p>
<p>The Austrians just watch the Russians and Germans.</p>
<p>The Chinese win the natives hearts and minds then kill them.</p>
<p>The SEALs arrive after dark and kill anyone who is not a SEAL (my personal favorite).</p>
<p>The Aussies and Kiwis land then start fighting each other over a sheep.</p>
<p>The South Americans send a contingent of 2000 generals.</p>
<p>The South Africans start shooting at anyone with a tan.</p>
<p>The Saudi’s start drilling for oil.</p>
<p>The Russians open a chain of massage parlours.</p>
<p>The Brit airborne troops get charged with murder even though they have not opened fire yet.</p>
<p>The Spanish are late.</p>
<p>The Portuguese are late but blame the Spaniards.</p>
<p>Delta Force makes a movie about the landing.</p>
<p>The Greeks and Turks turn up then send a bill to the Yanks and Brits.</p>
<p>The British Army cannot come because all six of them have flu.</p>
<p>The Japanese don’t know who owns what ships and decide to sink them all.</p>
<p>The Californian National Guard won’t land until someone opens a Starbucks.</p>
<p>The New Yorkers paint their helicopters yellow and will take you ashore for 50 bucks.</p>
<p>The Irish Army will be late because they say they are still celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.</p>
<p>The Israeli’s start building a settlement and shell the Palestinians as a precaution.</p>
<p>The Scandinavians like it off shore and stay there killing whales for the Japanese.</p>
<p>The Polish tunnel under the beach looking for coal.</p>
<p>The Palestinians say it used to be theirs but the Israelis stole it.</p>
<p>The Oklahoma National Guard has no idea what a beach is.</p>
<p>The Scottish claim to have found the beach first but accuse the English of stealing it.</p>
<p>The Texans kill anyone bad mouthing them.</p>
<p>The Mexicans invade Arizona by mistake (sure it was a mistake).</p>
<p>The Welsh say it’s King Arthur’s last resting place but the English stole it.</p>
<p>The Swiss apply for a bank charter.</p>
<p>The Lybians blow up two UN planes.</p>
<p>The UN decides to send an Ambassador if the member states pay their dues.</p>
<p>The Kentuckians are screwing their sisters.</p>
<p>The Panamanians ask the Americans what they should do.</p>
<p>The Floridia National Guard demands a recount and free Prozac.</p>
<p>The European Union want to set up a commission of 50,000 administrators paid for by the Brits.</p>
<p>The Swedes just want to screw the Kentuckian’s sisters.</p>
<p>The Michigan contingent begins a sit-down strike and blames General Motors.</p>
<p>Some guy from Tennessee swears that Elvis and Jimmy Dean are just over the dunes.</p>
<p>The Rumanians and Albanians finally arrive and surrender.</p>
<p>The Colorado Guard cuts off the Kansan’s water supply.</p>
<p>H. M. The Queen will give anyone a Knighthood if they can grab her a few hundred acres or find a job for Charles.</p>
<p>The North Koreans have no idea what is going on but blame the Americans anyway.</p>
<p>Washington State National Guard builds a monument to Bill Gates.</p>
<p>The Pakistanis build a Motel Six, a convenience store and gas station.</p>
<p>Jimmy Carter arrives and declares peace.</p>
<p>George W. Bush doesn’t know where the island is, so he orders the U.S. Airforce to bomb Hawaii.</p>