<p>Omegle conversation log
2009-06-16
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi wanna see my *<strong><em>?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: im 15…
Stranger: where are you from?
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: usa
You: kk
Stranger: you male or female
You: female
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: Nah, but i can make one if you want
Stranger: you dont need to
You: ok
Stranger: would you like me to send pics?
You: of what?
Stranger: me naked?
You: Ok, listen up. If you click disconnect before im done, it will be considered an offence.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am sure
You: Im from a special taskforce catching men chatting to underage people to solicit sex over the internet.
You: You just offered to send an underage girl porn.
You: Now, with our deal in omegle, we are tracking your I.P. address currently, meaning youre left with two choices.
Stranger: great what i have done is not illegal because i lied about my age.
Stranger: haha i am 17 which makes it legal
You: You hand yourself in at your local police station, or we will send your details to our american partners, who will come to your door.
You: Well, why did you lie?
You: Its illegal either way.
Stranger: nope you do not know the law
You: A male of any age soliciting an underage girl, rests on the male.
You: Im sure you heard of the case in Georgia a while back?
Stranger: your wrong because it is not scoliciting. i never wanted sex.
You: Well, you wanted to send offensive, sexual pictures of yourself to an underage girl.
Stranger: but i am underage too. and we are less that three years apart and she is over 12
Stranger: not illegal
You: Now, you have three days to hand yourself into a local law enforcement branch, in which case you will be given the minimum punishment by the forces there.
You: Well, hand yourself in, your age will be taken into account with your details.
Stranger: ok i will go hand my self in
You: Because at the minute, we have to work under the pretense youre 18.
You: We have your I.P. remember, expect a call from your local department if you dont comply.
You: So, youre handing yourself in?
Stranger: its funny becase i stole this computer and i am using it wireless not in my house so you have no way of tracking me
You: Oh, so now were admitting to theft are we?
Stranger: yes
You: Well, when we track the stolen computer, we will get its previous owners name, and track you from there.
You: Well have your location soon enough anyway.
You: Now, if you want to say you wont hand yourself in, I can hand your details to American enforcement now and let them get on with it.
Stranger: ok track my from college which is over 100 miles away with 15 000 kids
You: Which college would that be sir?
Stranger: ucla
Stranger: why?
You: Just for future records.
Stranger: you got me
You: Now, I can of course let you off with this.
Stranger: my name is robert paulson
Stranger: i am 17
You: Youre going to college in America at 17?
Stranger: please let me go i will not do it again
Stranger: yes i am i turn 18 in 3 weels
Stranger: i just finished my first year
Stranger: can i go please?
You: Only on condition you turn yourself in within the next 3 days.
Stranger: ok i promise
You: Ok, just type your name, well take it as an electronic signature.
You: Then youre free to go.
Stranger: robert paulson
You: with capitals.
Stranger: Robert Paulson
You: ok, thanks for your time.
You: Remember
You: Us Brits *</em></strong> because you dont know how!
You have disconnected.</p>
<p>LOL was this for reals?</p>
<p>In case you didn’t know, the guy used a fake name. It’s a reference to the movie Fight Club, when the project mayhem members chant “his name is robert paulson.” So if you’re trying to embarrass a student at UCLA with the name Robert Paulson, then PHAIL!!</p>