urgent? essay due in 2 days...errr 2 days ago!

<p>yarrr, here be my essay for Pitzer College. i’d like if someone could help me fix it up so i can actually send it. its not really an essay per se, more like a series of thoughts that bear some resemblance to the prompt but not to each other. not sure how to fix it. </p>

<p>say “aye matey” if you would like said essay pm’ed to you.</p>

<p>aye matey!!!</p>

<p>Can you really send it in 2 days late? If you haven’t already done so, aye matey…</p>

<p>She means it is due today. due in two days, two days ago, is basically now. She was being humorous.</p>

<p>actually no. it was due on the first. i got an email yesterday saying they want me to send it.</p>

<p>ps. im male</p>