URGENT: Need Advice!!!

Colleges & Universities Yale University
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<p>Guys I have an emergency. Since the example I’m going to give is a Yale Alumni, I thought I’d ask you guys.</p>

<p>I got accepted to Miami with a sweet deal today- and one of the lines on the letter says this…</p>

<p>“Along with your admissions deposit, please include a self photo. We strictly enforce physical appeal codes at our campus, and one requirement is certain skin pigmentation.”</p>

<p>What does this mean? Is the following image too much?</p>

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<p>I think your problem is not your fake tan, but that you are John Kerry.</p>

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<p>Damnit!!! How did you know?</p>

<p>Well… I do love to party.</p>

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<p>Hmm…not so sure on the skin pigmentation…expect to get rescinded, you’re screwed.</p>

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<p>I know… I went with “Paradise Exotic”. Knew I should’ve gone with “Orangutan Orange”. !</p>