Useful invention

College Life
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<p>If you could have any useful invention what would it be? Something that hasn’t already been made. FOR EXAMPLE- a USB bracelet would be a clever useful invention.</p>

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<p>they have those.</p>

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<p>The T virus.</p>

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<p>i would buy a gerbil sweater, a sweater in which gerbils live in while i wear it so i can be closer to them.</p>

<p>i would buy a bottomless can of peanuts so that i can eat forever. </p>

<p>i would buy a car wash bathtub so i can walk into it and and my whole body be instantly pressure washed from all angles. </p>

<p>oTHER IDEAS</p>

<p>time machine</p>

<p>teleportation device</p>

<p>robot wife</p>

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<p>Anything from Jimmy Neutron, that of course didn’t implode at the end of 30 minutes.</p>

<p>I especially liked the thing that took a bunch of big items and put them in a small cube.</p>

<p>Time machine would be nice. Conditions: I can talk to myself, I can get back in the machine at my whim, and the grandfather paradox doesn’t exist.</p>

<p>Jet pack or teleportation device so I wouldn’t have had 100 tardies my junior year.</p>

<p>And how did he go to Neptune and back in mere hours? I want that rocket.</p>

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Uh, okay…</p>

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<p>Brain control device would be lovely.</p>

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<p>I would love a book-to-brain information upload device. No more senseless rote memorization.</p>

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<p>I would love a pair of glasses that can see through everything… lol</p>

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<p>a t-shirt thaT HAS a “how much i wanna get paid” number (from 1 to 100).</p>

<p>replace the p with an L</p>

<p>And everyone has to wear one</p>