<p>^ Has no key lime pie
< Does not want key lime pie, for it could kill me
v Listens to music in a foreign language</p>
<p>^ Fears the mystical Key Lime pie monster, Eddie.
< Is really cold
v Stole my missing pillowcase and sold it to a little person.</p>
<p>^One band I listen (Sigur Ros) to sings in English, Icelandic, and Hopelandic (a made-up language).
And your pillowcase never took off on eBay, so I eated it instead.
< Is normally a grammar shark except when I resort to icanhascheezburger/lolcat talk.
v Likes lolcats.</p>
<p>^is a crazy cat lady
<misses her cat
V is a cat</p>
<p>^ Is the real crazy cat lady (or guy). Lol.
< Is not a cat, unfortunately.
V Is shaking his or her head right now.</p>
<p>
^ is weird for thinking I'd shake my head at the computer.
< is shaking her leg instead of her head.
v is a KGB member.
</p>
<p>^ I don’t believe I am
< Is rather sleepy
V Wants my number</p>
<p>^ Is lonely
< Doesn’t want spencer’s number
v doesn’t have their driver’s license.</p>
<p>^ is a scary pyschic
< doesn’t have a driver’s license. Or a pet pig named Thomas.
V Lives in Kalamazoo. (The one on Jupiter, of course)</p>
<p>^ is wrong, I don’t live in Kalamazoo
< Knows that Jeter lived in Kalamazoo
V Wants to continue saying Kalamazoo</p>
<p>^ will name their first born child Kalamzoo. And will call him/her K-zoo for short.
< Is running out of apple juice and soy milk.
v Knows the Arthur theme song and hates Arthur’s whore mother, and equally whorish friend Buster</p>
<p>^ True except for the last two.
< Is leaving in less than 48 hours.
v is human.</p>
<p>^ is right on Wednesdays
< is hungry
V can’t speak French</p>
<p>^ Je ne parle pas beaucoup de fran</p>
<p>^is correct
<is confused
v is thinking, “w†ƒ??”</p>
<p>^ Is correct
< corrects: “un nouveau chapeau”
V should join CCislulz on the AIM chat</p>
<p>^seems friendly
< cannot join the chat because is not on her computer
V is sexy.</p>
<p>^ is very right
< is disappointed
V shouldn’t disappoint me</p>
<p>^seems humorous
< will try not to dissapoint^
V is cute, awkward, and nerdy =)</p>
<p>^ is right XD (wow you guys really know me!)
< isn’t disappointed
V will make another correct comment about me</p>