Valentine's Day? A right-wing conspiracy

[psychotickevin]

<p>Urbandictionary defines V-day!</p>

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valentine’s day February 14
The reason so many people are born in October.
I was born on October first because my parents celebrated valentine’s day.

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<p>And more accurately…</p>

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valentine’s day<br>
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
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Valentine’s day? I’ve had days at the dentist’s that go more enjoyable than that day.*

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[cnp55]

<p>Actually … I think it is New Year’s Eve that contributes to the early October babies. Gestation is 9 full months …</p>