<p>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!</p>
<p>ah, that felt good.
anyone else?</p>
<p>! ! !</p>
<p>!@$!#^^%*^%%^@!$#@#$&^%&!!!</p>
<p>calm calm calm calm calm calm calm calm calm caaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</p>
<p>well, at least I tried…</p>
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<p>that sorta felt good</p>
<p>Once upon a time there was a calculus warbler who lived in a walnut. All day long, the caculus warbler, named mendooba, rocked back and forth trying to break free from the shell that had held him captive since he was just a wee little lad. </p>
<p>Then one day, the bright light of day tickled the nose of mendooba, and he lifted his face to the sky. Low and behold, the walnut had cracked upon and mendooba was now free to spread the joy of calculus to the world beyond. </p>
<p>First, he met mr. snake. He said, “Mr. Snake, you smell like poo. I’m gunna take the derivative of you.” And as he began crawling over the snake, gingerly taking measurements, Mr. Snake whipped around and sunk his fangs of doom into mendooba. With a cry of deep anguish, mendooba wailed that his calculus days would be no more. </p>
<p>As the breath slowly left his body, a wave of peace came over him like much needed rest. He was calm when he died. </p>
<p>To this day, the tale of mendooba, the calculus warbler, warms the souls of Sherpas around the world.</p>
<p>Thanks.</p>
<p>I knew Calculus was worthless…:)</p>
<p>I like making random, stream-of-conciousness stories :)</p>
<p>to quote tom petty, “THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART.”</p>
<p>anyway,
FFFFFFFFCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKK</p>
<p>Since we’re allowed to talk about whatever we want… A quesiton that’s been bugging me. If you get drafted into the army or whatever, what do they do if you claim to be gay?</p>
<p>i don’t know, dtown, but
YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA! IN THe KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR! I’LL BE A FRENCH MAID WHEN I MEET YOU @ THE DOOR!</p>
<p>LALALALALALALAALALALALALA!</p>
<p>I am wondering this too (but i actually am gay)…#1. I dont want to fight #2. in a war I dont support. I think it’d be stupid to not allow an openly gay person to be in the army if they wanted to be (i mean, women and men work together, whats the big deal?) But if it got me out of fighting, I know its hypocritical, but I’d be very appreciative. </p>
<p>Wow, i’m tired. Nothing i’m saying is making sense,…</p>
<p>dtown, that’s a great question! i never thought of that.
if this helps, <a href=“http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/scotts/bulgarians/Mundy-order.txt[/url]”>http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/scotts/bulgarians/Mundy-order.txt</a></p>
<p>qtd:</p>
<pre><code> C. SERVICE MEMBERS WILL CONTINUE TO BE DISCHARGED
</code></pre>
<p>FOR HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT. FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS POLICY,
HOMOSEXUAL CONDUCT IS:
(1) A HOMOSEXUAL ACT, OR
(2) A STATEMENT BY A SERVICE MEMBER THAT HE OR
SHE IS A HOMOSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL, OR
(3) A HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE OR ATTEMPTED<br>
HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE. </p>
<p>so i suppose if you act gay, you can go home?</p>
<p>America - the land of the free and free speech. Well, for the…the straight people…</p>
<p>Gotta love it.</p>
<p>A lovely moment at my lunch table the other day. One of my friends is from Argentina, and this sophomore at our table was trying to convince him that “America is the best country.” Her argument was that “we allow gay marriage!!” The table went silent and el argentino le dijo, “No, you’re the ones who /don’t/ do that.” Her response was a brilliant, “Oh. Well, in, like, Boston.”</p>
<p>But then, for fear of prompting someone into launching into some homophobic diatribe, we should probably stop this here. :(</p>
<p>haha. rock on. i’ll be army-free! if they draft women, which isn’t likely under this administration. instituting the draft would be an incredibly stupid more for the republicans, anyway, though.
yale law, btw, has been getting in big fights with the military over their ability to recruit - yale doesn’t allow recruiters who discriminate on the basis of age, sex, race, or sexuality, the army discriminates, yale doesn’t want it recruiting, yale loses government funding. goddamn.</p>
<p>Here’s my vent:</p>
<p>In 4 days I’m going to be rejected/deferred from the school of my dreams and there’s nothing I can do about it.</p>
<p>Yes there is! There is ALWAYS something you can do about it. You can run to New Haven, go to the office of undergraduate admissions at Yale…break in, and change your decision to “Accepted.” :)</p>
<p>ooh! that’s a great idea! “The Hillhouse Ave. Break-in” 
haha</p>
<p>A tutor who tooted the flute
tutored two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
“Is it harder to toot,
or to tutor two tooters to toot?”</p>
<p>haha is that just random or does it have some deeper yale meaning?</p>