Waitlist

<p>I've been waitlisted here. Any help on how to get in?</p>

<p>Pray your clone got into and picks Harvard over Yale.
Pray your clone got into and picks Princeton over Yale.
Pray your clone got into and picks Stanford over Yale.
Pray your clone's parents force him/her to attend the cheap state school.
Pray your clone has been been arrested for a felony.
Pray your clone has been drinking their way through their senior year and is failing all their classes.
Pray
Pray
Pray
And then make your best alternative college pick and try and fall in love with it...likely you will someday be a proud alumni of your back-up school.</p>

<p>Roseland, though that is pretty funny, it is quite true.</p>