<p>This. Is. Awesome. :)</p>
<p>Well, from the sound of it, you don’t have a big enough hook, and unless yours suddenly grows, you’re stuck on the waitlist, with no hope of getting her.</p>
<p>Also, being a URM may not be advantageous in this situation.</p>
<p>There was no place on the app for me to show my, erm, “hook.” Maybe I should send a supplement? Maybe I should take a supplement, then send a supplement?</p>
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But I lost my “novelty” ID to get into the club!</p>
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Racial match.</p>
<p>Being a URM can help. Most girls are into exotic features, and like to experience a new culture. I suggest you try to schedule an interview, and give her a gift…</p>
<p>YOUR DICK IN A BOX.</p>
<p>Nah, she’s a noted racist.</p>
<p>Hm, a box, you say?</p>
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<p>Most applications have a portfolio section, to show off your “talents” (“He has a BIG talent” --Moulin Rouge). You should have taken advantage of this.</p>
<p>She’s not on the common app. Something about “not being common” or whatev.</p>
<p>Have you submitted an additional essay yet? I would suggest “Why X” as a topic.</p>
<p>There was already one of those, it was “Why O.” I think I might have gotten carried away.</p>
<p>You didn’t submit a financial aid application did you? Girls like to see a guy that can support himself.</p>
<p>Yes, this is definitely not a need-blind process. You need to show her that you can afford the best in formal wear and corsages.</p>
<p>^ And apparently supplements as well.</p>
<p>I don’t need supplements, I already know my hook is better than the other dude that got accepted.</p>
<p>Talked about income earlier. I can afford what I need to.</p>
<p>Tell her she is part of your research on prom dates, and that you are being funded by Harvard. She will be all over you.</p>
<p>Lame.</p>
<p>Next.</p>
<p>[THIS</a> BOX!!](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>
<p>Now That is how you get yourself off the waitlist.</p>
<p>I should grow a beard like that!!</p>
<p>XD WOW! I really enjoyed reading this. Yall are so comical and creative.</p>
<p>Not my favorite ■■■■■, but a creative topic, at least.</p>