We are Selling Fresh Fruits Here

<p>Once upon a time, there lived a man with a fruit store. He made a banner that read “We are Selling Fresh Fruits Here” and put it up.</p>

<p>His sister one day came to him and said, “There’s no point in adding that ‘we are’. Who else’s selling them, anyways?” So the man took down his banner and fixed it. Now it read “Selling Fresh Fruits Here”.</p>

<p>Next day, an old man came to him and said, “Young man, why did you put ‘Selling’? It’s a store, for heaven’s sake! Take that down immediately. Your customers are not stupid, you know.” So the man took down his banner once more and fixed it. Now it read “Fresh Fruits Here”.</p>

<p>A week after that, a lady from the neighborhoods came to have a look at the banner. She said, “Why, there’s no point in putting that “Here”! Of course you sell those fruits here. Not there, here! Erase that!” So the man did. Now it read “Fresh Fruits”.</p>

<p>The next day, a man from another fruit store in another village visited there. He was angry. He said “‘Fresh?’ You make it sound as if only your fruits are fresh! Take that down!” So the man did, for the other store owner was an old friend. Now it only read “Fruits”. </p>

<p>The next day, his aunt visited the store. She looked at his banner and scoffed. “Of course there’s fruits here. It’s a fruit store! It’s not like people will think you sell tires or something!” The man quietly took down the banner and erased off the word ‘Fruits’. Now the banner was empty, and the man thought everyone was happy.</p>

<p>The next morning, a little child came to the store. She looked at the banner curiously. The man came out, smiling. “What can I do for you, child?” he asked. The girl stared at him and asked:
“What do you sell here?”</p>

<p>what a cute story prepkid.
-_- still no sleep ?? :p</p>

<p>you? hows that studying going?</p>

<p>i am 4.5/7 done…
so more than halfway!
im saving the last 2/7 for school tomorrow :p</p>

<p>are you done?</p>

<p>o ho ho, no way. i’ve got literally a mountain of stacks of papers to type. it’s a very slow job. i’ve worked on it since last week.</p>

<p>well good luck, kiddo.
it’s nearly 3:15 AM and I’m falling asleep… nothing is registering in my brain anymore.
take care, and talk to you soon! :)</p>

<p>actually nevermind… i realized i have a french quiz tomorrow… so i’ll be up for another hour. sigh.</p>

<p>well im just coming out the ass end of an all nighter (whatever that means) major assignment due this morning and still not done. YAY me!</p>

<p>oh i heard that story before, wasnt the moral not to listen to ppl???</p>

<p>yeah, I think I’ve heard it before.
I’m really good at completely missing the moral of stories though.</p>

<p>the only moral in this story is that the fresh fruit industry is cutthroat, one dumb move and you’re screwed…</p>

<p>oh hello devilboy</p>

<p>hi…cookie…how’d that bio test go…i hope you didn’t fail or anything.</p>

<p>well i realized at nearly 3 AM that i had a french quiz over 20 pages of a french play… so i had to read all 20 pages… answer 5 freaking essay questions… define 206 vocab words… and went to sleep at 4 AM… and woke up 3hours later…</p>

<p>glad to say i aced the french quiz.
but bombed the bio test. i think i failed. i know i got 3 questions right for sure. (out of 80.)
oh well im sure that i can’t possiblybeat my 53 i got on my last bio test.</p>

<p>well…it’s a good thing we’re seniors and none of this matters…but on a side note…way to stay on top of everything…not</p>

<p>hmm…for some reason I was expecting a gay joke to come out of this.</p>

<p>dusk, keep your mind out of the gutters.</p>

<p>irony: ^ that was coming from me.</p>

<p>well that was gay</p>

<p>my 2 guy friends tried to get me to watch gay porn with them.</p>

<p>are they gay?</p>