<p>Need a pen? Go to Pen Island, a site that’s just as likely to attract John Wayne Bobbit as a prolific scrivener in need of a writing implement: <a href=“http://pen/*dd*/island.net/[/url]”>http://pen/*dd*/island.net/</a></p>
<p>Need to find a therapist? It may be difficult to find a more inappropriate URL to begin addressing your psychotherapy needs than this one: <a href=“Find A Therapist - Therapist Finder”>Find A Therapist - Therapist Finder;
<p>But if you need a sex change operation, don’t make the mistake of visiting the web site for a site once dedicated to computer programmers exchanging the expert advice: <a href=“http://www.expertsexchange%5B/url%5D”>http://www.expertsexchange</a> (now with a hyphen at <a href=“http://www.experts-exchange.com%5B/url%5D”>http://www.experts-exchange.com</a> ) (Here’s an archive of what you’d have found at the once active URL in 2001: <a href=“http://web.archive.org/web/20010405001841/http://www.expertsexchange.com/[/url]”>http://web.archive.org/web/20010405001841/http://www.expertsexchange.com/</a> )</p>
<p>Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood madame, might have been amused by the URL for looking up which agents represent which celebrities. Want to find out who represents Charlie Sheen, Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy or Jimmy Swagggart? Find out at <a href=“http://www.whorepresents.com%5B/url%5D”>http://www.whorepresents.com</a> .</p>
<p>In Italia, a battery company called Power Gen, once found its Internet home at: powergenitalia.com (Archive to their web site before they got wise to their URL faux pas: <a href=“http://web.archive.org/web/20020202143732/http://www.powergenitalia.com/inglese/HomeengFrame.html[/url]”>http://web.archive.org/web/20020202143732/http://www.powergenitalia.com/inglese/HomeengFrame.html</a>)</p>
<p>The makers of a software application that eases connectivity to the host I.P. address for PC Anywhere users created an eponymous web site for its I.P. Anywhere software: <a href=“What Is My IP | Whats My IP Address | GeoIP Location | Check IP Information | IP Tools”>What Is My IP | Whats My IP Address | GeoIP Location | Check IP Information | IP Tools;
<p>When it comes to choosing URLs, I’m not sure whether to laugh at the idiocy of the congregation at the First United Methodist Church in Cumming, GA or if I should admire their spunk: <a href=“http://www.cummingfirst.com/[/url]”>http://www.cummingfirst.com/</a></p>
<p>And I’m all the more perplexed by the lack of media savvy from the artistic marketing team at Speed of Art – which has an odd web site even if you ignore the visual delivered by its foul URL: <a href=“http://www.speedofart.com%5B/url%5D”>http://www.speedofart.com</a></p>