Weird things or weirdos at Penn

Colleges & Universities University of Pennsylvania
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<p>This thread is directed towards current Penn students or anybody that has visited Penn. What weird experiences have you had or seen at Penn?</p>

<p>I created this thread to cool off every applicant’s anxiety:).</p>

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<p>lol…you think this will work?</p>

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<p>coach lake.</p>

<p>“how you doin’?”</p>

<p><em>inward groan</em> “oh very well”</p>

<p>(note: coach lake deserves respect, but he gets grating at times)</p>

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<p>What sport does he coach?</p>

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<p>Oh Very Well!!!</p>

<p>Ivy What?!?!</p>

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<p>he’s not actually a coach, more like the unofficial mascot (after the person in the quaker outfit)</p>

<p>for more, read this:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.34st.com/media/storage/paper1076/news/2006/10/05/Feature/The-Great.Lake-2332501.shtml?norewrite200611251516&sourcedomain=www.34st.com[/url]”>http://www.34st.com/media/storage/paper1076/news/2006/10/05/Feature/The-Great.Lake-2332501.shtml?norewrite200611251516&sourcedomain=www.34st.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>ooooooooooh</p>

<p>What about the sex in the window incident? Does anybody no more about this?</p>

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<p>One of the statues inside of the Quad had like a pink condom on its finger. oh and some guy was humping ben franklin’s statue and he was really into it too… that was a little awkward.</p>

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<p>When was this?:eek:</p>

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<p>I stayed at penn during the summer and nearly every day we would see tourists posing for pictures with the ben franklin statue (hugging it and sitting on his lap). later we found out that during the school year, it is a common tradition to urinate on that statue. iguess those tourists didnt know that.</p>

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<p>-The dancing traffic cop
-That the men’s room in the basement of Stiteler was deemed a gay hook-up zone
-That Logan Hall smells like socks and has smelled like socks since at least 2002 when I first entered it
-Meng Cheng
-Pretty much everything published in ‘34th Street’
-That somebody keeps putting a Dr. Pepper can in the hand of the Dr. William Pepper statue…and that it fits perfectly
-Those damn unicycle-riders
-The tiny kosher food-mobile going up and down Locust Walk
-The sheer preponderance of unattractive girls
-Taking shots with your TA
-Tucker Max comes to Penn
-The hi-rise sex incident was great indeed
-seeing a student signing a homeless lady into the dorm
-all of Spring Fling</p>

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<p>Penn has a lot of unattractive girls?:eek: I understand this could be due to the fact that it’s an ivy-league but there should at least be a substantial amount of intelligent yet visually appealing girls!..and yes, I’m sure the sex incident was awesome!!! Too bad I’m not a quaker.</p>

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<p>Penn_dreamer, oh so naive.</p>

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<p>been to penn three times… no offense to ne penn girls but the unattractive girls way outnumber the decent+good lookin ones</p>

<p>lol, goin down locust walk with one of my friends moms i was handed a flyer that said “rock out with your **** out”, it had a guy standing up and in front of his crotch there was a turkey… that was kinda weird</p>

<p>and throwing toast during the song during football games is kinda weird</p>

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<p>The rock out with your **** out thing was thrown by the LGBT center…so the double entendre was, of course, implied. We’re college students, we can be mature about these things.</p>

<p>And the toast throwing is a tradition…how is it weird? It gives Penn character. I went to a basketball game for the first time the other day (I’m a horrible person, I know) and there are a bunch of cute little rituals.</p>

<p>And Penn girls aren’t THAT unattractive. I mean they’re not super models but neither are the men. Plus, on the whole, even if she’s not beautiful but is cute you know she’s probably pretty damn smart, which counts for alot.</p>

<p>Unless you’re an ass hole.</p>

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<p>legendofmax</p>

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<p>White fetishes.</p>

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<p>ben hsu (ten char)</p>

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<p>addictions</p>

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<p>audie murphy didn’t twirl</p>