<p>Really retro, what’s the secret? I’m not the same person without the caps.</p>
<p>Do what?
Be cool?
It’s in my
nature.</p>
<p>I like
enjambments
maybe</p>
<p>I will spe-
-ak like
this
from now
onward</p>
<p>That is so annoying.</p>
<p>It is a
pity that
we
x-
posted</p>
<p>It ruined
the point
of
my answer</p>
<p>The secret
is
secretive</p>
<p>IT TOOK AWAY MY GODDAMN CAPS LOCK.</p>
<p>eff the world.</p>
<p>I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.</p>
<p>You just have to have some non-capslock later on.</p>
<p>SEE IT LETS ME HAVE SOME AS LONG AS MY WHOLE POST ISN’T CAPS LOCK, YA DIG?</p>
<p>OMG </p>
<p>please work.</p>
<p>GOOD
JoB
BeInG
BrIlLiAnT</p>
<p>I AM QUITE BRILLIANT.</p>
<p>And everyone knows it.</p>
<p>A good hairstyle seals the deal for me</p>
<p>I have this thing for extremely broad chests/shoulders/backs. Imperfect teeth. Big readers. Guys who aren’t that into sports. Guys who smoke weed.
Mine are semi-weird…</p>
<p>Sent from my VM670 using CC</p>
<p>Clingy people really do it for me :)</p>
<p>traits I like in girls:
-short
-sensitive
-sweet
-curled hair
-shy (hugely important)
-preferably a brunette
-into something artistic (music, painting, photography, theater etc.)
-smart (obviously)
-wears nice clothes (sweaters, scarfts, etc.)</p>
<p>AND…</p>
<p>She has to have a good butt.</p>
<p>thankfully i’ve found a girl like this. Except i haven’t asked her out…yet.</p>
<p>I love choir girls. If only I could sing, then I could spend more time near them. There’s also something strangely alluring about a pretty girl playing any sort of stringed instrument.</p>
<p>Brunette girls with intelligence and who wear glasses. And who read. Haha</p>
<p>As said before, a girl who embraces reason and science, is emotional, but doesn’t allow emotions to cloud judgment and disrupt otherwise placid situations, if that makes sense. </p>
<p>As for aesthetics, I’m a minimalist/pragmatist in almost everything, so naturally minimal makeup is essential for me. Only so much that it accents/compliments the way you look, not distort it in any way. I’m a sucker for red hair (actually red, not orange) and lighter skin. Other than that, anything that isn’t in an extreme is fine, not dark (as in tan, this applies mainly to white women; I like other ethnicities, the guidelines are just different) not pale, not overweight, not super skinny, not tall, not short, etc. </p>
<p>Think Emma Stone.</p>
<p>I’m so glad I found this because I was just thinking about it. I usually hate people with those earrings that make huge holes in their ears, but yesterday I saw this guy with them in and I was like “I could get used to that”. He had on these hipster glasses, black rimmed, and had a nose ring. Idk why I found him so attractive when it’s usually such a turn off but now I wish I found out who he was. Been like “hey bro, wanna message me on Facebook?”</p>
<p>My ideal guy would be fairly intelligent and awkwardly romantic in a sweet way. He’d also have a sorta dark/weird sense of humor, and listen to the same type of music as me.*</p>
<p>As for appearance, he’d be tall with shaggy hair, either black/brunette or some crazy color. He’d also have a couple tattoos and piercings. I also like a guy with dresses pretty well, like collared buttonup shirts over band tees and skinny jeans. I’m also really into musicians, like someone who plays in a band.*</p>
<p>i met this amazing guy on omegle yesterday, talked to him for like 3 hours. that’s my weird story. i didn’t get his fb or whatever tho, our convo connection broke D:</p>
<p>hahaha omegle has so many creeps…</p>