What are my chances

Colleges & Universities California Institute of Technology
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<p>My stats:
Caucasian male
6’0’', 140 pounds
Good personal hiegene
Bad fashion sense
7.1/10 average on female rating scale
Decent recommendation from friends
Will not apply for financial aid.</p>

<p>What are my chances of getting laid if I go to Caltech?</p>

2

<p>Not good. Better luck next time.</p>

3

<p>Unfortunately, you didn’t mention that on a scale of one to annoying, you rank yes. :/.</p>

<p>That pretty much kills your chances. Although you can always reapply next year.</p>

4

<p>Try to get an SAT II score in your major.</p>

<p>Apply early and who knows?</p>

5

<p>Honestly man: if you want to get laid by any intelligent female, learn how to spell.</p>

6

<p>6’0 140 pounds? Start lifting some weights, son.</p>

7

<p>It must be pretty sad if you are looking for girls at Caltech…</p>

8

<p>Why is that?</p>

9

<p>I was in California over the summer, and I had a chance to visit Caltech… the student giving the tour was quite cute, as were a lot of the other women on campus. </p>

<p>Smart != Ugly. :)</p>