<p>Don’t worry, Bunsen; it ain’t goin’ anywhere. It’ll be there in the morning, when you won’t be too sexy for it.</p>
<p>I’m too sexy for:</p>
<ol>
<li> People who play golf for a living.</li>
<li> People who act in Hollywood movies</li>
<li> Wall Street bankers, White House Budget Directors, Washington lawyers/lobbyists</li>
<li> Republicans, as a species</li>
<li> Brand-new stuff</li>
</ol>
<p>I am just sexy enough for:</p>
<ol>
<li> Firemen</li>
<li> Teachers</li>
<li> Jon Stewart</li>
<li> Steampunk</li>
<li> My old bashed-in van with college stickers on the back</li>
<li> Kiva.org</li>
</ol>
<p>Apparently nothing.
My son just walked by me and said I looked like a “nice old lady”. I’m 46!</p>
<p>AnudduhMom, we are clearly sisters. Except I don’t know what Steampunk is, because I’m an old lady…</p>
<p>^ ^
Bah, sonny doesn’t get a vote! They just WANT their moms to look like old ladies. ;)</p>
<p>Steampunk:
[steampunk</a> - Google Search](<a href=“http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=steampunk&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=JfVJS-vJFovWlAf5raUO&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=7&ved=0CDUQsAQwBg]steampunk”>http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=steampunk&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=JfVJS-vJFovWlAf5raUO&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=7&ved=0CDUQsAQwBg)</p>
<p>(sorry, that’s a long link)</p>
<p>
</li>
</ol>
<p>I am just sexy enough for Stephen Colbert, so we can double date.</p>
<p>Jon Stewart is <em>mine</em>, I tell you. Mine.</p>
<p>The fact that we’re both straight men would be a challenge, but all relationships face challenges and I’m sure Jon and I would be up to it.</p>
<p>Sorry babe, he doesn’t swing that way.<br>
There is a poster on here who knew Jon Stewart at W&M! Lucky duck.</p>
<p>Can I have his baby at least? It would mean a lot to me to have his baby.</p>
<p>^^Maybe you could adopt Kristen.</p>
<p>Gag. I am way too sexy for Jon Stewart, even if made himself look better, he can’t decide who he wants to be when he grows up.</p>
<p>But Hugh Laurie and Robert Downey Jr, well, maybe.</p>
<p>I am too sexy for sleep, apparently… The yawns are here, but the conk-out just ain’t comin’.</p>