What are you too sexy for?

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<p>You may recall that the fellow in Right Said Fred was too sexy for his cat, this shirt, Milan, New York, Japan, your party, his love, his hat, and this song.</p>

<p>I am too sexy for my dog and Great Britain.</p>

<p>What are you too sexy for?</p>

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<p>I’m way too sexy for my job.</p>

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<p>I am just sexy enough.</p>

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<p>My own good.</p>

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<p>Apparently I am too sexy to clean my own home. :)</p>

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<p>i’m too sexy to go to a college in my home country!</p>

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<p>I’m orange!</p>

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<p>^^^you could try L’Oreal self tanner.</p>

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<p>I’m too sexy for my friends.</p>

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<p>I’m too sexy for my kids.</p>

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<p>^^I like that one! I’m too sexy to cook.</p>

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<p>Apparently I’m too sexy for my wife. She keeps reminding me of my age, which is the same as hers.</p>

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<p>I’m too sexy for mom jeans and white running shoes.</p>

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<p>And I’m too sexy for my husband. He insists on acting like he’s old, while I feel I am in my prime.</p>

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<p>Recently seen on a t-shirt:</p>

<p>“I’m too sexy for my hair. That’s why it’s no longer there”</p>

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<p>You!</p>

<p>(well, you asked ;))</p>

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<p>I’m too sexy for hot flashes.</p>

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<p>^^^Me too. Am planning to cut it all off. Just too damn sexy to spend another second on my hair. I’m also too sexy for push up bras. And WAY to sexy for elevator weather talk.</p>

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<p>My bathing suit! Therefore, it will be hidden for the foreseeable future.</p>

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<p>My sink is full of dirty dishes, it is 11:30, and at the moment I’m too sexy for taking care of the mess.</p>