<p>Personally, with all the time I have spent on this site I could have written a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel and could be hanging out with Dan Brown and John Grisham right now. Damn.</p>
<p>I could have contrived a plan to infiltrate the adcom’s computers, deleting all online applications that would have threatened my own, then (if that was not enough) devised a mind-control scheme to force the adcom to admit me.</p>
<p>Or I could have just written my lit-crit paper. Either one.</p>
<p>i could have had a girlfriend :(</p>
<p>I could have read the Heroides in Latin</p>
<p>i could have sucessfully overthrown the leader of a third world country. but there’s still time. me and mr thatcher have something up our sleeves.</p>
<p>I could’ve read (and understood) a neuroanatomy textbook cover to cover and then backwards.</p>
<p>I could have met the love of my life…Prince William</p>
<p>I don’t hang around here a lot. Nerds tend to freak me out.</p>
<p>I could’ve learned telepathy, foresaw that lame, insecure comment by signupsux, and buried him alive before he ever got the chance to post it.</p>
<p>but he wont be back to reply of course, because nerds tend to freak him out.</p>