<p>So I’ve realized recently that I haven’t been excited – completely excited-- to take an exam since I was in high school. And perhaps all throughout high school, I can count the number of times I was excited on one hand.</p>
<p>Now, it may seem obvious, but the problem I’m having is: I don’t consider myself an insensitive or particularly ignorant person. In fact, I think I’m very intellectual. I love my brilliance, thinking about it, even talking about my brilliance with others.</p>
<p>I love the praise that I might get through taking exams. For example, I get all excited reading the wikipedia pages regarding certain genius’, on very substantive issues to do with their recognition. But I have never taken the exams they took, and I never will. At the end of the day, I care more about gettting laid, and even if a certain exam score could get me laid, I simply lack the patience. Even when I force myself to, I never comprehend or grasp the material within the exam. Then I scamper off to do some quick second-hand action, and I get so much out of it.</p>
<p>People who use class regularly to get laid, say they do so because they don’t have time to study. Well I’m someone who derives more from class than from studying, regardless of how much time I have to do either activity. What do you call someone like me?</p>
<p>Note: It’s not that the material in the exams is too difficult for me. I can handle quite complicated non-graded exams.</p>
Good one.</p>