<p>Hilarious piece by humorist David Sedaris using Princeton and Princeton admissions as a backdrop:</p>
<p>[Annals</a> of Commencement: What I Learned: The New Yorker](<a href=“http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/06/26/060626fa_fact]Annals”>What I Learned | The New Yorker)</p>