<p>Wouldn’t you love it if, in addition to their financial info, political candidates had to make public their college applications? Wouldn’t that be fascinating? </p>
<p>Did Bush claim he was a member of 3 clubs, but the transcript shows nothing because he never bothered to show up? </p>
<p>Did Kerry get good recommendations from his teachers, but they snuck words in the recs about the fact that he couldn’t decide which #2 pencil to use without polling his friends? </p>
<p>"Howard Dean is a great student, and would make a wonderful doctor, but has to be careful about screaming “aaaahhhhhh” whenever he gets an A ? "</p>
<p>“John Bolton will do well in a university setting, if only he can keep from trying to have any teacher who disagrees with his answers, fired.”</p>