<p>What is the craziest, funniest, or just all-out weirdest bumper sticker you have ever seen?</p>
<p>If you remember the 60s, you weren’t there</p>
<p>“Lack of sex blurs your vision.” In real fuzzy letters</p>
<p>Will Do Math Homework For Sex.</p>
<p>Eschew Obfuscation (not the craziest but the only one i remember)</p>
<p>all women are nags, some just make better trophies</p>
<p>horn broken, watch for finger</p>
<p>Bush, Cheney 2004/2005 - sorry about this one… i just had to put it in.</p>
<p>Think “Honk” If You’re Telepathic</p>
<p>Conserve toilet paper: use both sides.</p>
<p>Dead baby in trunk.</p>
<p>my son/daughter is an honor student at <em>some cruddy school</em></p>
<p>My kid could beat up your honors student.
(or something along those lines).</p>
<p>Vegetarian: Ancient Indian word for “Lousy Hunter”</p>
<p>Save a bunny. Eat a vegetarian.</p>
<p>Attention Christians: after the Rapture, can I have your car?</p>
<p>(seen on the back of a reallllly beat up old junker…)</p>
<p>It’s not the most clever, but I’ve always loved the University of Maryland bumper sticker: “Fear the Turtle”</p>
<p>HaHa, at the candy store in the mall they have a lot of funny ones.</p>
<p>My Child is Inmate of the month at county Jail!</p>
<p>“I like my cars like I like my meatballs…Swedish!”
On a Volvo…well, my Volvo. I know, it’s lame to talk about my own bumper sticker, but it’s the only one I could think of.</p>
<p>get your rosaries off my ovaries</p>
<p>re-defeat bush 2004</p>
<p>bush/satan 2004</p>
<p>My other car is a F-16! It was for a pilot’s car.</p>
<p>this is the only bumper sticker i remember:
it’s not how deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm</p>