<p>I will go out on a limb and say Northwestern.</p>
<p>-good looking people
-famous sexy alums, as evidenced by Cindy Crawford, Ann-Margret, Zooey Deschanel, Stephen Colbert (no homo), Charlton Heston (no homo), the pimp himself Warren Beatty (no homo), Hugh Hefner took grad school classes there, etc etc
-amazing academics
-in a rich first-ring suburb of a world city
-big ten athletics, best football team of any top-15 school
-the only school in DI-A with a beach on its campus</p>