<p>lol this reminds me of a story that my mom told me
when she was in college, her history professor would always try to persuade ppl to major in history
and he was like
if u major in electrical engineering, u would get electricuted
if you major in geology, u would get crushed by rocks
if you major in chemistry, u would get poisoned by chemicals</p>
<p>and some guy was like…if you major in history, you would die of hunger
or something like that
ha ha ha</p>