<p>I feel like the female essentials have been dwindling since the first few pages, so here they are again, no exceptions -</p>
<p>-tight round bottom complemented by a waist-hip ration of .7
-tight thighs
-pretty face - must have either the cute or sexy appeal, preferably both
-laughs at all jokes, no matter their caliber
-touchy, with attention focusing on certain regions
-soft, because if we wanted someone strong and tough, we would marry a man
-puts out on first date
-knows all the medication, food, and care necessary for treating a sick or wounded man</p>