Need more distractions so starting another mindless thread. Get used to it. 
EXCLUDING the game threads (Strands, Wordless and the like), what CC Parent Cafe thread do you never (99% of the time) read??? And if you’re daring, why not??? (If it’s something other than you just don’t have interest in the topic)
I’ll start.
Dad Jokes - not into jokes/riddle type things. Also sort of hate the phrase “dad jokes”
Cartoons/Humor - I oddly don’t care for anything animated. Cartoons, animated movies - just not something I seek out.
Electric Car - not on my radar right now, don’t like the heated debate cause I clearly don’t have the same passion!
How Much Do You Need to Retire–do not need that kind of stress in my life. Pretty sure I’m doing it all wrong and don’t want to know.
Caring for Parents–sadly we don’t have any anymore, but I know this is super important for the people who do.
Cleaning routines. Can’t work up curiosity for how people load their dishwashers.
Fair points appreciate your reasonings!
Well, I just read down quickly and…
Scams - hope not to need the info.
Trash TV - I don’t watch it much, but I do admit reading many of the comments on the Golden Bachelor thread (never watched the show though)
Egg prices - we don’t use enough to worry much about them
Tennis - don’t play
Electric car - don’t plan on getting one anytime soon
I don’t pay much attn to the book club one, but I have thought I should participate sometime.
Grandparents, travel, fitness/exercise, fashion, caring for parents (though may someday), royals, TV shows, and many more. None of these interest me. I pretty much stick to retirement, say it here, sinner’s alley, and the home ec threads.
Mine are similar to @ChoatieMom
Movies
Photos
Grandparents
Caring for Parents
Harry and Megan
Home Improvement
Fitness
Time issue more than interest issue (in most cases)…
LOVE Humor though- always good for a 
So many for me but this is a sampling of what’s been active today that I don’t follow:
Trash TV and Binged Watched Shows
Electric/Hybrid car
Pickleball and Tennis
Grandparent Thread
Retirement Threads
Best books, it’s too intimidating
The movies, haven’t been in a really long time
I’m also one not on Movies. It would be like a foreign language to me.
LOL, I should have never bumped up that Trash TV one today. 
Law enforcement officers and the mortal danger
Police officers and good things
Pickleball
Scams
Trash TV
Binge watching TV
NFL
Harry and Meghan
Any online puzzles/crosswords etc. - I get enough mental stimulation from work!
Football threads for most part - we are not big into that here.
Trash TV - rarely watch except a few episodes of the Golden ones.
Binged TV shows since that excludes network TV, which is what I like (Animal Control, anyone?)
Grandparents thread 
I hid the Meghan Markle thread. I don’t get the constant hate.
Photos
Wordle
Book club
trash tv , book club, tennis- none interested in
I also hid the Meghan and Harry thread long ago for the same reason.
That ignore threads option is the best for things I don’t want to even think about!
I can’t even remember now which one I hid. Not thinking about it. Priceless!
The health and fitness one.
Hand bags.
You seem more like a messenger bag kind of guy to me…… 
I’m more of a grocery bag kinda guy.