What People in Hell Have on Their IPods

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<p>Via Instapundit:</p>

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<p>The entire Internal Revenue Code available via podcast.</p>

<p>Some people just take technology in directions it shouldn’t go.</p>

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<p>Frightening.</p>

<p>My husband started out as a tax attorney. I just forwarded it to him. He will not be amused. ;)</p>

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<p>When I saw the title I was thinking “Michael Bolton?”</p>

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<p>That wouldn’t be as quite bad, but that David Hasselhof video version of “Hooked on a Feelling” would have been pretty close. It falls short only in being mercifully, infinitely shorter than the tax code.</p>

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<p>How about the early 70s am trilogy of “Seasons in the Sun”, “The Night Chicago Died” and “Billy Don’t Be a Hero”?</p>

<p>And of course “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by William Shatner.</p>

<p>“Feelings” by Morris Albert?</p>

<p>A list only limited by ipod memory…</p>

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<p>How about some of those Chipmunks songs, where they are all speeded (sped??) up?</p>

<p>Or “It’s a Small World After All,” on an infinite loop…</p>

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<p>I’d have to go with Shatner’s “McArthur Park” instead or Nimoy’s “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”.</p>

<p>But people who go around listing songs that incidiously work their way into your head and refuse to leave (what’s the word for that, I forget), may be evil in their own way. :eek:</p>

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<p>I was thinking more along the lines of the video i-pod and a full season of “Elimi-date” or “Jerry Springer” or …oooohhh…even worse “Charles in Charge” with Scott Baio. (Now there’s something for Slobodan Milosevic. LOL. I’d like to think it’s happening as we speak.;))</p>

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<p>Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire…</p>

<p>I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.</p>

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<p>“These boots are made for walking” performed by ANYONE.</p>

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<p>R. Kelley’s 12-part “urban opera” Trapped in the Closet.</p>

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<p>On Beelzebub’s Playlist:</p>

<p>“Muskrat Love” by Captain and Tennille</p>

<p>“Afternoon Delight” by Starland Vocal Band (Skyrockets in flight…)</p>

<p>“Theme from Arthur” by Christopher Cross (When you get caught between the moon and New York City?)</p>

<p>“Disco Duck” by Rick Dees</p>

<p>“Boogie Oogie Oogie” by A Taste of Honey (Now git on up on the floor cuz we’re gonna boogie oogie oogie till you just can’t boogie no more)</p>

<p>“Truly” by Lionel Richie</p>

<p>“The Pina Colata Song” by Rupert Hine</p>

<p>And the best/worst thing is that in Hell an ipod has unlimited storage space…</p>

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<p>Strick, from another similar thread, I think the term is “ear worms.”</p>

<p>Anyway, I hope our military interrogators are monitoring this thread, although the use of the “Meow Mix” advertising jingle played 24/7 is pretty hard to beat when breaking the jihadists.</p>

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<p>Has anyone mentioned the 30 min. version of “Ina-gadda-da-vida”?</p>

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<p>“In the Year 2525” by Zager and Evans, from waaay back in 1969. I believe Dave Barry considers it the <em>worst</em> song of all time. I don’t know that I would agree, but it’s definitely a contender.</p>

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<p>Fighting words, xiggi.</p>

<p>I suspose you don’t like “I Walk the Line” either, not even Live’s version?</p>

<p>Thanks, driver.</p>

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<p>an infinite loop of the nokia cellphone ringtone</p>

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<p>Every episode of American Idol</p>

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<p>Yoko Ono…</p>