Clampett
Zebra Mussel
What
's up?
uhh life
high school stressing me out
Homework and sleep deprivation.
Not necessarily
Food
Tuition
Too high
gary johnson
“Nah, dudez, remember, no parties while I’m gone”
-George Washington while dying, probably
That guy really old
Santa Claus
No offense Santa!!! 
Beard
No shave November
Scissor
Cutthroat
Kitchen