<p>I sometimes try to defend them, but I can’t do it too much since defending someone makes it seem like you’re taking sides.</p>
<p>So it’s hard…</p>
<p>Lock them in a room and force them to settle their disputes through mortal kombat.</p>
<p>Call them both out and beat those *******.</p>
<p>Borrow your friendly neighborhood stereotypical black person’s glock and shoot them.</p>
<p>I lol’ed at that one.</p>
<p>Be a matchmaker and get them to date each other. Extra kudos points if you make them switch sexual orientation.</p>
<p>okayy. but they dont want to meet each other. they want me to cut off contact with each other… =/</p>
<p>Trick them. Invite both of them to coffee at the same place, same time. Force them to work out their issues.</p>
<p>They’re all long-distance friends.</p>
<p>Trick them into joining CCislulz at the same time.</p>
<p>Don’t do anything. This has happened to me before and i find that no action is the best action.</p>
<p>i wouldn’t bother. i try to be the listener. people tend to get annoyed if you don’t agree with them. he/she is probably hard headed - wouldn’t get influenced by defending someone else, no? personally, we’re all going to leave each other/go down different paths anyway. why bother settling anything when time will bury the hatchet.</p>