<p>We were just talking about this today at work and it got everyone laughing! I actually have two memorable ones: One time we were dining at Rockefeller Plaza (where they have the Christmas tree and skating for those who don’t know NYC). I reached into the breadbasket and accidentally let the linen touch one of the candles on the table. The tablecloth caught on fire instantly and everyone in the restaurant was staring! The waiter doused it with a pitcher of water and I wanted to crawl under the table! Cautionary tale: always make sure the linen is pushed back into the breadbasket after you reach!</p>
<p>My second one occurred many moons ago when I was young, single and was able to wear a bikini. I was at the ocean and a giant wave knocked me completely off my feet. When I stood up, to my horror, my bikini bottoms were now down at my ankles! There was a man I didn’t know who stood there smiling at me as I quickly pulled my bikini up and slinked away. 2nd cautionary tale for the ladies: Never wear a bikini to the ocean or a water slide park…</p>